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Elvis Sandwich

by Alastair Beaton – 3 July 2011

The secrets behind Elvis Presley's favourite fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. Step one: Inform the relevant emergency services...

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Elvis Sandwich

by Alastair Beaton – 20 November 2012

Trying to steal Betty away from Barney? These ribs could be just what you need....

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